Plug vibrating B Bomb -Tantus

My wife and I ordered last month the Bendover. The Beginner kit from tantus, that's why I bought this vibrant then plug b bomb since it is compatible with the harness. 

It is the modern vibrator without the belt, my wife like it. It's a little too small for me so I really have fun but for my wife, it is perfect and we would recommend it if you are beginner. 

While silicone, good glide, and cleans a wink 
No plastic smell bad unpacking. 
Flared base reassuring Madame when she uses only .... 
The mini stimulator is removable, it is put or not put there is that then a speed not expect explosive orgasms

My wife happens to come with him but only when I penetrated the same time through the vagina. It is a good complement for a couple eager to discover other tricks

"Heavy Metal" Anal beads

This metal anal rosary consists of 5 balls of different diameter, allowing him to learn gradually and it is in my view a perfect sex toy to start the sodomy. 
It is quite heavy, but it's just 450 grams and I quickly get used to the weight.

A fairly large handle which avoids any risk of suction through the anus sex toy and it also allows to play on the back and forth safely. 
After I do not know what is the best position to insert this anal rosary but me is lying. 
I can keep a quarter hour for now.

I also noticed that I have much more fun when I walk with a little like the geisha balls for women, the sphincters contract that make me feel every centimeters of the Rosary and it is very nice.

Masturbator "It's Two's Company"

Anus and vagina masturbator are quite narrow but very extensible so I have no problem of friction provided of course you need to as lubricant. 
This sex toy is the bomb! Nothing to do with hand masturbator. 
Here I wedge between several cushions and heavy enough to stay in place. We really have the same feeling that doggie. We can alternate the two holes without problems. 
No unpleasant suction noise spoil realism. 
The vibrations shall settle easily with the remote control. 
The touch is pleasant either with a finger or with my sex.

The only annoying thing is cleaning, especially inside the holes, I run hot water and that's enough to do from the lubricant and the dried semen. I dab with a towel because I read I know where that one should not rub under risk that the material becomes porous.

It is not that expensive and offers a wonderful routine puzzle!. In serving me, I have kept eyes closed and I really had the feeling that a girl was fours before me, it slips hmmm a level Hell, a real drug that vibrating masturbator ... .. 
Without me play business, I highly recommend to singles and including couple guys as this sex toy for men can solve the precocious ejaculation pbs because of its realism . 
I seriously wonder why I have not taken one early, instead of galleys with which vaginette hurting you just trying to get the glans. 
I don't regret my purchase. This is one of the best masturbator is being done and I recommend anyone should have one in your bedroom.

Masturbator "Ripe Mouth Vulcan"

 15, 2015

I'm not attracted to anal penetration, I was looking for a realistic masturbator shaped mouth to stimulate the penis, that's how I ended up buying the Vulcan. 

Externally, it has the form of Bobbin soda with a string at the end. We unscrewed the lid and there you can discover a fleshy mouth. A first saw it, I told myself that the hole was too small for me to insert my penis there but not in fact, when well lubricated, the acorn easily inserted without pain and no need to push like crazy . 

 
It is a really stretchy material. As not vibrate, it is up to me to make back and forth to get the feel of a real blowjob. The cord's why practice, runs his hand in the house, it avoids sending him flying the sex toy to the other end of the room! I have a friend who broke the mirror of his wardrobe like that! (truthful!)

It is reusable, once spent underwater. For now, I have used it a dozen times, I hope that the matter will not slacken with time.

A cheap masturbator that I recommend without worry. Like what need not go to the big brands!

Vibro anal "Zepplin"

This is probably the first male sex toy as weird as I bought. A bit imposing, it seems that when one receives will never finish unwrapping the package. It breaks down into three parts: the dildo, the inflation bulb and remote control. The problem is that it makes a lot of son that! 

 
Anyway, I quickly ignores this detail when I saw the pleasure it gave me. 
Although this is one of the last anal dildo that is out on the shelves, we can not say that it is ultra modern.

After doing all the connections, here I am ready to test it. 
I inserted the dildo to rest, then I test pear inflation, already the pleasure is there, I almost reached the point of no return but I concentrate for hold because I also want to test vibrations. 
I rule the remote with the small wheel (not convenient because we quickly had to move from a blow to the max). The vibrations are soft malgres all but one account makes swelling of the shot.

So my opinion is mixed. The inflatable and vibrating sex toy anal is not what I prefer, I prefer to use the two separately. Yet the original idea to combine the two was not beast. 
I think some people will appreciate it anyway vibro 2in1.

Full Dildo

I'm a man and I'm in my case fan of anal sex alone occasionally. Until now it was just with my fingers and then I want to buy a sex toy to go further. For a beginner this model is perfect. The size is not impressive at all (19.6 x 2.3 cm), it glides well and has a long handle that reassures for use alone. 

It's true that he has a look not very but for me the manly esthetism does not matter. It is an ideal anal dildo to initiate smooth anal pleasure. 

The huge dildo brings me sensations of rare intensity for a first anal sex toy. Except that its insertion is more than easy with the material that looks like pyrex and lubricant, it is very pleasant to use.

Appraisal: very big enjoyment when I make movements input / output and total relaxation after.

By cons it happened a little weird for me: I ejaculate without erection and without touching my penis. I wish I had the testimony of other men that happened, I do not know if it comes from my inexperience or even sex toy in it.

Anyway when I masturbate at the same time, it is a thousand times better, if I had a partner to move at the same time it would be even better I suppose!

That it was my opinion on the full dildo that I recommend to all curious guys discover this kind of fun!

Prostate Stimulator "Analator"

I'm delighted to be able to express myself on my Analator because I have many things to say. 
The good thing is already a sex toy confusing in form for which is not used to having a prostate stimulator at home. Personally, I hesitated with the Aneros but I wanted Vibration +. There is nothing comparable with an anal plug, it has a shape of a half moon. The smooth portion is inserted into the anus while the part with the silver button vibration is used to massage the perineum. As soon as I put it on again, the sensations are pretty big guy. The three rows of spikes mass with the area in the testes is great!

Dimensions are reasonable, there is 25cm (but not left with 25cm in anus and fortunately!) And for the 3cm diameter. I put lubricant obviously, I do not think it is useful to clarify but good if you are really a beginner, you never know.

With this vibrating prostate stimulator, I honestly see how anyone could be disappointed.Extremes pleasures, intense sensations and orgasms crazy in my case.

For now I used it once with my girlfriend, I have gets off but it bothers you use sex toys when we make love. Yet she can not imagine how it is good for a guy to have the anus and the penis stimulated simultaneously.

So far not noticed any effect on my cum and my erection as I read on other forum. 
But I'm only 25 years so no further concern on that side. In short all that to say that if in addition to being a great provider of orgasms, the analator also has a therapeutic power then it's the icing on the cake.

I could yell for its price but not even, I got it with 20% discount on the sex shop where I bought it. Grouillez you to enjoy, I think it is still valid.

Pelvic floor - a muscle you should know and keep well with PFMT

Many of us do not know where pelvic floor muscle is and what muscle at all is good for.
Assuming, however, first go and get one or more following problems related to a weakened pelvic floor muscles, so you will find quite quickly out of where the source of the evil is - and what a healthy and strong pelvic floor muscle is good for.
However, before you get so far, so familiar to hopefully just a bit to the inner muscle on existence, and not least, make sure to train and keep it maintained - life out with a good PFMT.
It can go a long way save one a lot of trouble and suffering.
 

What is the pelvic floor?

 
Pelvic floor muscles that make up the body's base at the bottom of the pelvis, can best be described as a large, flat muscle that is pinned to the pelvic bones.

Muscle fibers surrounding the openings in the abdomen: urethra and anus in men, urethra, vagina, and anus in women - and muscle to life cope with really big loads, so it is important that one can not ignore its existence and well-being.

The muscle with all the abdominal organs into their proper place and carries also the whole body weight when standing upright. In general, the muscle could handle even very large loads - it is that which resists pressure, shock and heaviness, when during the day moving around.

Especially when you lift, doing sit-ups, sneezes, coughs, jumps and runs - yes, when at all overexert themselves physically. Just as the pelvic floor muscles largely on hard and laborious work, eg if you are pregnant and / or overweight.
The muscle also cooperates with the lower abdominal and back muscles, so it has a pretty significant impact on how the body works and feels.

Incontinence affects one in 10 women

 According Kontinens.dk is incontinence a major problem and taboo in Denmark - even in such a striking, approximately only about 10 percent of those who suffer from incontinence, talking freely about it - and even when it comes to going to the doctor with the problem, speak only 45 percent who suffer from incontinence, with their doctor.
In the Nordic Incontinence Study 2011-2012, where 1,229 Danes, all at that time suffered from incontinence, responded to questions about the disorder impacts both privacy and the social life that answered the 41 percent that they were embarrassed and ashamed disorder. As shown in the above statistics, it hits of all ages and the sooner you do something active the easier you'll pass through life without problems.
67 percent could also answer yes to having been nervous to pee in his pants, while 61 percent had been afraid that because of incontinence smelled.
 Nearly half, 49 percent of respondents could also ticking that their urinary problems had a negative impact on privacy, while 33 percent for the same reason had been given a less active sex life.
Struggling to so-called stress incontinence, which is leakage of urine when high physical activity (eg, sports, lifting, jumping, coughing and sneezing), due to the condition in women often, according Kontinens.dk the pelvic floor muscles are weak and / or damaged after single or multiple births.
Studies have also shown that the 1 in 10 women suffer from incontinence.
According Nordic Incontinence Study 2011-2012 takes Danish patients also several precautions when leaving their homes.
39 percent packages nappies / incontinence pads, while 33 percent in advance ensures that check the toilet facilities at the site, they are simply going. (Source: kontinens.dk ) .

Pelvic floor exercises
 

Men and women of all ages can have great delight of strengthening / pelvic floor muscles.
An easy exercise that most of us can practice, involves alternately tensing and relaxing the muscles of the pelvic floor. The exercise builds and strengthens the pelvic floor, as, for instance, can better control the closing function around the urethra.
When the muscle is tightened, it feels like lifting it up slightly in the body. It may also help to strengthen the muscles around the anus.
 At the beginning keeps you spread a second or two, and you train on a daily basis, which clearly recommended should be equally slow to train themselves to buckle like 10 seconds at a time. Ability to do this 10 times in a row, you are a good start.

However, you must remember to rest / take breaks in between each contraction, and as long as pelvic floor muscle has been stretched. Tension, for instance, up to eight seconds, she must also make sure to rest / pause for eight seconds before then tightens up again.
Well exercise only entered under the skin, you have made it a like daily routine, so you can quickly get it done - and why not train in front of the TV or to some good music that only facilitates training - and / or do the exercise together with his partner or a good friend / girlfriend, who also makes the tooth easier to get started and get it done.
(Link: Free training guide to pelvic floor ) .
 

Pelvic Floor Balls

There are many effective ways to strengthen the pelvic floor muscles, and one is female, it may be a good idea to invest in a so-called love toy eggs and / or pelvic floor balls that are available in many versions and both with and without vibration.
These eggs and bullets can be used for sex games with both solo and as a couple, and then the balls also very much used to train the pelvic floor with - by simply pinching the egg when that has been mounted in the vagina.

The product is a relatively overlooked training tool / erotic gadget, you may have even very great pleasure and satisfaction out of - and no, it is not only egg-bearer, representing the woman, but also greatly partner.
Especially if he turns to have finger on the (remote) control, when as few such as playing with a remote controlled vibrator eggs.
There are many types of pelvic floor balls and pinch eggs with and without vibrations on the market.
Here is a really good example of two sets of balls and a wireless vibrator egg - three of the most effective and delicious products available today.
Teneo Duo : voted the best pelvic floor balls, 6 out of 6 stars in the test on Ekstrabladet.dk. These double-balls, weighing little more than Teneo Uno (with a bullet) that is particularly suitable for those who are already accustomed to use vaginal balls - and / or those who through training with balls want a quick tightening.

Teneo Uno: A single vaginal ball, also from super-brand Fun Factory.
This bead can be used for both enjoyment and exercise of the pelvic floor.
Since this is only a ball, weighs not as much as Teneo Duo why it is especially suitable for beginners.
Jejoue - Ami : Test winner of AVN in Las Vegas (best pelvic floor product).
jejoue is not like all other manufacturers in the market come with a bullet.
No, they have launched a whole set of pleasant balls in different shapes and weight, for a new and revolutionary way to train the pelvic floor on.
10-Speed - Wireless eggs : Innovative, it is nothing less than this vibrator eggs.
Egg weighs just 135 grams, has nevertheless a size that makes the fun and efficient to use. Vibrator-egg has all 10 features, controlled via remote control. Are both everyday (training of the pelvic floor) and party (solo and parleg).
 

Incontinence - Men
 According to Nordic Incontinence survey 2011 - 2012, where 27 percent of the 1,103 Danes who participated were men, so affecting the disorder in as much social life as privacy.

On newspaper you can read that incontinence has a number of consequences for the US patients. 30 percent feel less physically active, while 29 percent feel limited in social situations.12 percent of respondents feel also socially inactive and isolated.

The incidence of incontinence in men is rare in young men, but is increasing with age. From about the age of 60 the risk increases significantly due to prostate problems, and among the oldest men, the prevalence similar to that in women.

Stress incontinence is experienced only very rare in neurological fresh men, but can occur after prostate surgery. 

So-called overflow incontinence seen in obstructive conditions such as prostatic hyperplasia and cancer, while reflex incontinence occurs at the neurological injuries and diseases. Functional incontinence occurs in constipation, drug use, dementia and movement problems, or as part of an acute confusional state (source: Sundhed.dk ) .

Erectile Dysfunction and exercises
 

The English physiotherapist, Grace Dorey, published some years back a study based on 56 men who had an average age of 59 years. All had been impotent for a minimum of 6 months and dripped in the pants after urination.
Grace Dorey got them to pinch 3 times in 6 - 8 seconds, the morning and evening for 3 months and no less than three out of four got erection back. All four were also cured after instillation in the pants.
The fact is that men just as much as women run into problems with pelvic floor function during life. However, there are far too few men who even know about pelvic floor so essential function - yes, many really do not know that they have a pelvic floor.

The man's pelvic floor muscles, which is identical with women, has among its tasks, to lift the prostate (prostate) - and pelvic floor function in the way that it sets in, when needed, by sex and exercise, sneezing, laughing and coughing etc..

Physically active men experience likely that pelvic floor fulfills all the requirements they ask for it - and can often rejoice that more specific training of the muscle can increase your enjoyment of sex.
Liver other hand a more inactive life where you do not move and exercise regularly, you are far more at risk for getting to suffer from incontinence, get an erection problems, etc..
 

Pelvic floor exercises for men
 

 Stand with your bare abdomen in front of a mirror. Imagine that you need to keep on the water or a fart, and pinch so together around the urethra and rectum.
When you grab the pelvic floor, you can look in the mirror on your penis / testicles rises. If needed, place two fingers on your perineum and feel whether it moves upward when pinch. Tighten up the pelvic floor and make sure that you are not at the same time span unnecessarily in the abdomen, buttocks and thighs.

A good form of relaxation is to lie on your back with legs bent, with your feet on the floor and knees slightly to the side. Then lift your pelvis up toward the ceiling.
Start with the tailbone and lift the vortex of swirl in the back until you are resting on the feet and the upper back. Breathe slowly down to the pelvic floor and let your stomach get big and round in the breath. Spirit quiet again.
Repeat breathing three times before slowly starting to roll back down - whirl for whirl until you are half way down. It stops you up and shake your abdomen easy to rid it of any tension.
Continue then scroll down to you with tailbone hits the floor.
When you can feel the "bumper" you butt and lower back gently to the floor 10-15 times - straight up and down and slightly to the sides. Then relax completely and feel the warmth and well-being in your abdomen. (Link: Free training guide to pelvic floor ) .

Sexual desire

Sexual desire hangs very much along with well-being, physically as well as mentally. Then you have a so-called good life, there is a greater chance that you have - or can get - a good functioning sex life.
Another very good reason for that, from an already early age should be aware of and periodically train the pelvic floor muscle. Prevention is better than cure.
But too much training of the pelvic floor muscle may therefore also have its negative consequences - just as the training of all the body's other muscles.
So stick to the recommended rather than to do the training.
A strong and healthy pelvic floor is smooth and elastic. An overwrought pelvic muscles are sore and hard. Maybe your pelvic floor filled with tension and rheumatism before you started training. Maybe you've been a little too eager beginner, who has been trained and are now paying the price in the form of muscle pain in the abdomen.
There obviously has in no way benefit the general well-being or desire for sex.
Moderate exercise, however, throughout life is good and healthy for pelvic floor - and also helps to ensure a physical good sex life.
 

Good sex life - the life

Today it is not only the young adult and middle age, the vast majority watchman a good sex life even very high. Only more and more appreciate to have an active and well-functioning sex life lifetime.
- With age you will only find more and more of how much the sexual (to a great extent) means for couples and cohabitation.
When you reach a certain age, most have done both good and less good sexual experience. Therefore, you also know what you want - and what certainly NOT want, says midwife and sexologist Vivi Dutchman who calls for that life coach and maintains the pelvic floor - largely with a sense of good and functioning sex life.
And being able to have a good sex life, lifetime, all go a long way to keep things going, physically and mentally - to a large extent also in hopefully many years after you have left the labor market.
For you lean just back in chair and let things slide, the risk to languish and get a lot of age-related infirmities great. It also very much want to have a negative impact on your sex life.
Almost all diseases / disorders localized to the abdomen, also the lower urinary tract and lower intestinal sections, can cause symptoms that can affect your sex life.
Especially pain, soreness, burning, discharge and bleeding, which can lead directly to sex and especially intercourse may be uncomfortable.
But the mere thought of sex can be enough to make you stick back.
The idea of disease can affect the sex lives so desire decreases towards zero.
If you still try, it's hard to relax, and so it can all come to a halt. After the disease in the abdomen may still be troublesome and uncomfortable, making it difficult to get started with your sex life again.
After operations often takes several months, where you can still feel his abdomen in a way that should not have been accustomed to.
And even though the body as a whole to operate normally, it is not certain that you want to and can complete a intercourse with the same joy as before.
At least not right away.

Is my husband a gay?

Four small interview with gays, who had some experience of "normal" marriage - are four stories of life. It is interesting about them is how gays are women with whom they have decided to link their lives. We intentionally give interviews without comments and conclusions.

Vladimir, 32 years (Wealthy STATE EMPLOYEE)

Vladimir has an ordinary family - his wife and child. All the love - on the side and a big secret.
- Homosexuals go on about love, but something I do not see a stable gay couples. I have a wife, of course, she did not know about me, I have a daughter. I earn enough to support a family and have comfortably when I want, Man. I have a couple of guys with whom you can spend the evening in bed.
- Have you ever thought about how to live permanently with the guy? Create a gay family? 
- That will never happen, I do not see how the two men get along.

Yuri, 52 years old (the doctor)

Eleven years Yuri lives with his friend Andrew. Andrew 49 years.

- I laughed when I was told about a serious relationship between men, and only about living together with a guy, I do not think I could. I had a wife, two children, a prestigious job. So I've been in thirty years.I have not had any problems with men or with women. I tried everything. I was all like. And suddenly, in forty years, I met Andrew:
Now we have our own one-bedroom apartment. I have been divorced, and Andrew - too. My daughter got married. Son graduate college. The wife is a lovely apartment, and I - Andrew. Anything else I should not.
I try to earn more. I know that I need to help his wife, daughter, son. But when I work, I think, first of all, about Andrew.
- How do you explain his departure to his wife? Did you tell her about his true love? 
- No, I did not explain to his wife the true causes of divorce. Many of my friends are heterosexuals still can not understand what actually happened. After all, on the part of we had just a perfect marriage.

VICTOR, 37 YEARS (Russian officer)

The story of Victor unusual. After his wife found out about his relationship with a man she did not fuss and talk about divorce. She just did everything that her husband was not able to communicate with her lover.

- The first time I slept with a guy in a storeroom in the first year of military service. Self-indulgence, I thought. The guy called me yet, but I do not want to. What am I - fag or something, I thought.Well, then, drunk again, then again, And say to myself that it is so simple. Then he got married already when I finished school. His wife needed the officer. Basically my wife - a good woman, Kriklivaya true, but what can you do. The kids went, the garrisons were wound:
I have major then was, came to us in part one captain. This happened as a matter of, and even on the first night. An officer comes in part, means should be put. Well, this evening and put the captain, had a drink, then another. You know, not enough running down.Songs singed, well, it's time to leave. He had no wife. Like all of us in a new place, you first need to get, and then - family transport.Oh, and he, too, so. He was given a room in a hostel. We went out of the part, and he said: "Let's go to me. Let's drink to the last." I think no, enough is enough, have to go home, and he said, "Come on".
I walked away from him in the morning, at five o'clock. I was on the x .., as it's called, I fag or not. After that night I was all the time like a drunken man. I think in the garrison all about us, we were like rabid, we would like each other every second, as if something had broken through. And he and I have.
- Well, then? 
- Then, then soup with a cat. He returned home one day about two o'clock the night, his wife did not sleep. Asked right in the forehead. So I said, yes, I sleep with Zhenya was the name of the captain. Since then, five years have passed, I do not sleep with his wife. I do not want to, it is something he wants. At first, all scared, "I'll go to the boss, I'll go to the boss," and now behind.
- What about the captain? 
- Nothing after that night his wife went to the regimental commander and said that she does not fit the climate. I do not know, maybe "given" to him? But a week later I was transferred out of the section and I do not know anything about it.

Vladimir, 25 YEARS (merchants)

Vladimir did for his future wife secret of his sexual preference. However, she wanted to marry him:

- I'm his future wife all said before the wedding. We went together to the party. At first she was stunned when she saw that I was kissing a guy. And then as if used to.- And why did you marry? You do not love her. 
- Parents. They got me. When you get married? When you get married? When? Yes, even now. I asked her, let's get married.
- How she behaved? 
- I am now beginning to wonder why she agreed. She apparently thought that I'll get used to it, forget everything. Maybe she thought I could redo it. Her attitude toward homosexuality was a kind. She believed that homosexuality is a kind of sport. For the most refined natures. Something like the insignia for intellectuals.
- So you decided to ruin the life of a girl who loves you? 
- You're probably right. I - selfish. I went down that road, which is easier.

Who's who and how to have! Sexy horoscope.

They stand on a hill two bulls - old and young. By (a hill) runs a herd of cows. Young bull shoves in the side of the old, "Well come on, let's quickly run away from the hill and that's that, young, fuck, and that's the one stroynenkie. Come on, quickly ...". Old bull long listening shakes his head, then said, "No, we slowly go down the hill and slowly cover the whole herd."

As you have realized, this anecdote is not easy. It is precisely describes the sexual behavior of Taurus - both young and aged. But if a young man all the zodiac signs behave roughly the same way (as a young bull), it comes with age, a significant difference. So, the purpose of the epistles - describe the behavior of the different signs of the zodiac in this particular situation.When they are on the site of the old bull.

Aries aged behaves exactly the same as in his youth. He happily picks up the call of a young bull, with it quickly runs away from the hill, fuck "here that, very young" and is happy running climb back up the hill and stand in the picture pose, proudly overlooking the surrounding area. That's right: Aries - it sounds good. And he proved it once again.

The behavior of Taurus described in the joke. Absolutely true. Taurus will act exactly like this come down slowly and slowly cover the entire herd. And, regardless of age, health and patience of Taurus would be enough for everyone. He is still young and learn.

Twin accept the idea with enthusiasm. Ran down the hill and will lead to the cows casual conversation.Starts talking about sex, then pereskachet on the Internet with the Internet to computers, from computers to cars. Everything. The twin ... chattering too. Just forgot why he actually walked down the hill.

Cancer is suitable to the case perhaps more thoroughly than the Taurus. Except for the fact that he will choose one cow. However, this would be an absolute cow herd record holder - by weight, the amount of milk in terms of chest (I do not know how this parameter is called the cows - maybe the diameter of the udder No, the volume of the breast is best). Pretend to be a calf and start sucking.

But with Leo getting harder. Leo did not fuck anyone. And this despite the fact that removes all. Remove beautiful, picturesque, with a stunning energy and charm, proving two and two, that he - the coolest. Actually, he's right. He has already proved that he is the best. With that agreed to everything, absolutely everything, the herd. And the herd is ready to go after him. Fuck someone else already is not necessary. Moreover, harmful. You can ruin the entire experience. It should be nice to retire, find the next stage, to charm, to conquer, and again beautifully ohmurit retire ...

Virgo does not run to the herd. He runs a sex shop. On the way to refresh your memory, "Kama Sutra". And when he got the same to the place where was held the coveted herd, alas - the cows there will not be ... We'll have to - again! - To do the catering. Leafing through the foresight bought "Penthouse".

Scale down the hill will not. He will wait until one of the cows will rise on the hill and starts ubaltyvat. Ponder whether it is right cow, and not have to wait for another, which is something better. Decides that it is better to wait. Wait. Chooses. Finally agrees to have sex, and thus will suffer a question: whether he choose? Or had to wait for a third?

Scorpio is also down from the mountain will not. Scorpio is not necessary. Scorpio is quite satisfied with a young bull, which stands nearby. It is not worse than the cow, and coitus with him - certainly a mystical act. No, no cows.

Sagittarius ... No, Sagittarius and the herd of cows will not go. What he did not see the cows? Sagittarius look little further away and uzreet the herd of horses. Now, that's the most it! Horses he has ever had. And of all the horses he will choose the most exotic and consonant to the most exotic sex.

Capricorn, of course, the only sign that will go in this situation right. He will bring order in this bedlam. A timetable. Cows will distribute tokens. Organizes all. The consent of the cows will not ask - and it is not necessary. Women like to order.

Aquarius instantly become a favorite of the herd. Absolutely essential, whom and how much he wants (and he himself does not know it). What is more important - who wants it. From the statistics that Aquarius "pick and hot;" forty percent of the herd. Well, quite a decent percentage. The most interesting thing for Aquarius is not weak adventure will take place easily, naturally, and without adverse effect. Moreover, this darling of the ladies had never even sweated! All will make partner.

Fish dreamily looking around the herd. Ponder what it would be like a cow. It is clear that a large and sad eyes. It is clear that not hudyshku. But the form of horns - is the question. And can the udder to be both larger and have a perfect shape? And the hooves as they should be? So, dreaming, fish will stay long at the top of the hill and at the bottom will slowly pass a herd of ...