Who's who and how to have! Sexy horoscope.

They stand on a hill two bulls - old and young. By (a hill) runs a herd of cows. Young bull shoves in the side of the old, "Well come on, let's quickly run away from the hill and that's that, young, fuck, and that's the one stroynenkie. Come on, quickly ...". Old bull long listening shakes his head, then said, "No, we slowly go down the hill and slowly cover the whole herd."

As you have realized, this anecdote is not easy. It is precisely describes the sexual behavior of Taurus - both young and aged. But if a young man all the zodiac signs behave roughly the same way (as a young bull), it comes with age, a significant difference. So, the purpose of the epistles - describe the behavior of the different signs of the zodiac in this particular situation.When they are on the site of the old bull.

Aries aged behaves exactly the same as in his youth. He happily picks up the call of a young bull, with it quickly runs away from the hill, fuck "here that, very young" and is happy running climb back up the hill and stand in the picture pose, proudly overlooking the surrounding area. That's right: Aries - it sounds good. And he proved it once again.

The behavior of Taurus described in the joke. Absolutely true. Taurus will act exactly like this come down slowly and slowly cover the entire herd. And, regardless of age, health and patience of Taurus would be enough for everyone. He is still young and learn.

Twin accept the idea with enthusiasm. Ran down the hill and will lead to the cows casual conversation.Starts talking about sex, then pereskachet on the Internet with the Internet to computers, from computers to cars. Everything. The twin ... chattering too. Just forgot why he actually walked down the hill.

Cancer is suitable to the case perhaps more thoroughly than the Taurus. Except for the fact that he will choose one cow. However, this would be an absolute cow herd record holder - by weight, the amount of milk in terms of chest (I do not know how this parameter is called the cows - maybe the diameter of the udder No, the volume of the breast is best). Pretend to be a calf and start sucking.

But with Leo getting harder. Leo did not fuck anyone. And this despite the fact that removes all. Remove beautiful, picturesque, with a stunning energy and charm, proving two and two, that he - the coolest. Actually, he's right. He has already proved that he is the best. With that agreed to everything, absolutely everything, the herd. And the herd is ready to go after him. Fuck someone else already is not necessary. Moreover, harmful. You can ruin the entire experience. It should be nice to retire, find the next stage, to charm, to conquer, and again beautifully ohmurit retire ...

Virgo does not run to the herd. He runs a sex shop. On the way to refresh your memory, "Kama Sutra". And when he got the same to the place where was held the coveted herd, alas - the cows there will not be ... We'll have to - again! - To do the catering. Leafing through the foresight bought "Penthouse".

Scale down the hill will not. He will wait until one of the cows will rise on the hill and starts ubaltyvat. Ponder whether it is right cow, and not have to wait for another, which is something better. Decides that it is better to wait. Wait. Chooses. Finally agrees to have sex, and thus will suffer a question: whether he choose? Or had to wait for a third?

Scorpio is also down from the mountain will not. Scorpio is not necessary. Scorpio is quite satisfied with a young bull, which stands nearby. It is not worse than the cow, and coitus with him - certainly a mystical act. No, no cows.

Sagittarius ... No, Sagittarius and the herd of cows will not go. What he did not see the cows? Sagittarius look little further away and uzreet the herd of horses. Now, that's the most it! Horses he has ever had. And of all the horses he will choose the most exotic and consonant to the most exotic sex.

Capricorn, of course, the only sign that will go in this situation right. He will bring order in this bedlam. A timetable. Cows will distribute tokens. Organizes all. The consent of the cows will not ask - and it is not necessary. Women like to order.

Aquarius instantly become a favorite of the herd. Absolutely essential, whom and how much he wants (and he himself does not know it). What is more important - who wants it. From the statistics that Aquarius "pick and hot;" forty percent of the herd. Well, quite a decent percentage. The most interesting thing for Aquarius is not weak adventure will take place easily, naturally, and without adverse effect. Moreover, this darling of the ladies had never even sweated! All will make partner.

Fish dreamily looking around the herd. Ponder what it would be like a cow. It is clear that a large and sad eyes. It is clear that not hudyshku. But the form of horns - is the question. And can the udder to be both larger and have a perfect shape? And the hooves as they should be? So, dreaming, fish will stay long at the top of the hill and at the bottom will slowly pass a herd of ...